I got no new knitting content for you. Howabout I flash some stash?
I do have a broken cell phone housing and a broken headlight housing. The phone broke when someone sat on my purse in a fit of willful stupidity. The headlight is a mystery. The car was parked and there's no damage to the bumper, just the headlight housing. Perhaps it's more willful stupidity.
Oh well, when life hands you lemons, make lemon meringue tarts – you can feel like you're eating an entire pie in two bites.
It occurs to me I used to use a pastry bag to pipe the meringue into miniature beehive hairdos on the tarts and now I just spoon it on and make bedhead tops. I don't know why, but that feels like progress – at least it's one less thing to wash.